If your offer is great but no one's buying… your copy is the silent killer.
The Word Alchemist -
Our Sales Copy Services
Copy That Sounds Like You - But Sells Like a Machine
You’ve got the offer. The audience. The ambition.
But every time you sit down to write, it either sounds too boring, too forced… or worse - like someone else entirely.
That’s where I come in.
I write hypnotic, high-converting copy that captures your voice - and gets people to buy before you even get on the call.
- Words used in launches that hit 5-figures
- Clients include coaches, experts, and personal brands across UK & US
- Trusted by creators turning content into cash
What WE Can Write for You:
- Sales Pages that sell without shouting
- Launch Emails that build demand
- Instagram Bios that turn browsers into buyers
- Lead Magnets, Landing Pages, & more...
Writing your own copy feels like trying to bottle lightning with oven mitts.
You know what you do is powerful - but trying to explain it in a way that actually sells?
That’s where it falls flat.
Either you ramble, overthink it, or get stuck in a loop of “this just doesn’t sound right.”
The cost of weak copy?
Low sales. No clicks. No connection.
But when your message finally clicks into place...
People feel it.
They trust you.
They buy.
THE WORD ALCHEMIST - MASTER SERVICE MENU
TIER 1: STARTER SPELLS -
Quick Wins, Big Impact
Magnetic Bio Makeover
Rewrite your Social Media bio's to instantly attract clicks, DMs, and authority.
Price: £49
1x High-Converting Post
A single hypnotic post (sales-focused, engagement bait, or CTA-driven).
Price: £97
Email
Rebirth
A fresh rewrite of your welcome email or a core sales email, optimized for opens, clicks, and conversions.
Price: £149
Backed by our 30-day money back guarantee.
TIER 2: SIGNATURE SPELLWORK
Revenue-Driving Essentials
Sales Page Sorcery
Full long-form sales page (up to 2,000 words) that moves your reader from “maybe” to “shut up and take my money.”
Price: £495
Hypnotic Email Sequence (3x)
3-part email campaign - welcome, nurture, or launch - that builds anticipation and boosts conversions.
Price: £397
Landing Page + Thank You Combo
Opt-in page with irresistible copy + a thank you page (great for tripwires or Toolkit upsells).
Price: £297
Backed by our 30-day money back guarantee.
TIER 3: PREMIUM ALCHEMY
Done-For-You Domination
Launch Copy Accelerator (Full Funnel)
Done-for-you launch: opt-in, 3x emails, long-form sales page, and upsell copy. One clear offer, one powerful funnel.
Price: £1495
VIP Voice Mapping + Copy System
1:1 deep-dive to extract your unique voice, write your brand copy suite (bio, tagline, emails, offer), and create your hypnotic message system.
Price: £2297
Monthly Copy Retainer (Limited Slots)
4x custom emails or posts/month, plus one strategy call. For brands who want copy on demand - and in your voice.
Price: £550 Monthly
Backed by our 30-day money back guarantee.
listen to some of the people using the hypnotic writing guide already!
Magnetic IG Bio Makeover
"I updated my IG bio with Mike’s copy and within 24 hours, I had 3 people DM me saying ‘I need this.’ Game-changer."
Chloe B. – Wellness Coach
Landing Page + Thank You Combo
"I used to get clicks but no signups. Now? My opt-in rate jumped by 42%. The thank-you page upsell paid for the copy in a day."
Ella K. – Funnel Strategist
Sales Page Sorcery
"My sales page finally sounds like me - but better. It literally did the selling for me. Closed 4 clients in a week."
Amina T. – Mindset Mentor
1x High-Converting Post
"That single post got more comments and shares than anything I’ve ever written. And two sales came straight from it."
Jake R. – Brand Designer
Launch Copy Accelerator
"I’d never had a full funnel that felt this cohesive. Mike pulled the message out of my brain and turned it into a money machine."
Natalie H. – Business Mentor
Hypnotic Email Sequence (3x)
"The sequence Mike wrote made my launch feel automatic. It built tension, told stories, and sold without me lifting a finger."
Josh D. – Course Creator
Email Rebirth
"I was dreading my email list… now I look forward to hitting send. First email with Mike’s edit brought in £800."
Leah S. – Life Coach
VIP Voice Mapping + Copy System
"This wasn’t just copy - it was clarity on my whole brand voice. I feel more like ‘me’ online than ever, and my clients feel it too."
Devon J. – Leadership Coach
Before You Scroll Away… Read This With Brutal Honesty
❌ “I just need to write it myself”
→ But if that worked, you’d already have the conversions you want.
❌ “I can hire cheap on Fiverr”
→ You’re not selling cheap - why let your copy sound like it?
❌ “I don’t know if I’m ready”
→ You’re already losing sales. Copy isn’t optional - it’s oxygen.
Two Roads. One Choice.
The most expensive thing you can do? Stay stuck.
The right copy isn’t a cost - it’s a multiplier.
If you’re ready for words that sound like you - and sell better than you - let’s begin.
Order
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Summary
FAQ:
Starter = 3–5 days. Full projects = 7–10 days.
You get one round of revisions. My process is built to nail your voice the first time.
That’s exactly why I built this - to cut through the guesswork. Tell me where you're stuck, and I’ll prescribe the copy that solves it. No fluff. No upsell.
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